Landlord told you to get out?

Here's a few ideas to show your tRu feelings for the fucker.

--Got access to his washing machine?. . . Drop a nice lil 1x1 square of insulation into it while his doing his nasty laundry. He will be itching and scracthing for days. Oh ... and bonus points if hes doin his tighty whiteys.

--Got access to his basement? . . . get Van Gogh on his ass with some hydrochloric acid and a paint brush. Use his water pipes to paint your masterpeice of destruction and flooding.

--My personal favorite: you will need one screwdriver, a funnel, and a couple big bags of sugar. Unscrew a few light sockets and stick in the funnel. Now liberally pour the sugar into the walls. now at this point you can get creative or go the easy route. Leave the doors open and wait for the roaches to come, or steal from your nasty neighbors' house, or my choice would be to get a few of those giant hissing ones from the pet shop. For those of you without extensive knowledge on the lil critters, within a couple months or less u can go from having 20 of em to 20,000. Oh... and for and added tRu revenge use the left over sugar to fill his gas tank, you dont want to waste any sugar or anything of course.

Thats all the tRu for today ....another victem coming shortly.

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